Friday Maybe Funnies

July 12, 2008


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“Jesse Jackson also said he thought Barack Obama was talking down to
black people by lecturing them on things like fatherhood and being a
responsible husband. Jesse thought it was insulting, not only to him,
but to his former mistress and their love child.” –Jay Leno

“People are now talking about the ticket, Barack Obama and Hillary
Clinton. Would that be a good ticket? And I think this would be the
first, if you think about it, first combination of an African American
man and a white woman since, well, Michael Jackson.” –David Letterman

“McCain came out this week with a list of 20 possible running mates. He
would not reveal the names of all of them, but he said they all share
certain traits, like knowing CPR. He said he wants someone who is ready
take over on day two.” –Bill Maher

“Presidential candidate Ralph Nader
says that this November he expects to be on the ballot in at least 45
states. Yeah. Nader’s exact quote was ‘I hope to screw things up in at
least 45 states.'” –Conan O’Brien

“John McCain also in the news. At a campaign event yesterday, John
McCain refused to answer any questions about Viagra. That’s what he
said. Yeah, mainly cause all the Viagra questions came from his wife,
Cindy. ‘We should just try, just a little.'” –Conan O’Brien


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